Craziest Inventions Ever

Less Ridiculous When Wet

This gigantic spaceman helmet is an improvement on the standard umbrella. Well... not in form, but in function.

Booze Hound

For people who are too drunk or too lazy to hold their own wine glass, there's this thing.

Color Inside the Lines

If you don't have enough coordination to put on a little lipstick, then you have bigger problems to worry about.

Got Your Nose

It's already bad enough that we're on our phones all the time, but with this ridiculous invention you never have to put it down.

Matches Are Easier

Why wouldn't they just buy a Bic lighter?

Low Riders

Just because it's in your size does not mean you should buy it or wear it.

Waffle on the GoSlide 7 of 16

Of all the foods to put on a stick, a waffle probably would have been my last guess. This seems like a genius idea until you put the syrup on it.

Safe KeepingSlide 8 of 16

Are you really so paranoid that someone will eat your ice cream? If they're that desperate, they can just cut a hole in the side!

Are We Truly This Lazy?

If this is something you see and gasp "I must have it" I would recommend therapy. Quickly.

What Happened to Simply Blowing On It?

I have only one question. Is this dishwasher safe?

Spread the Love

Now you can apply butter to your toast in convenient tube form. Sounds delicious doesn't it?

This Is Not A Standard Polariod

Talk about your panoramic view!

A Cure For Carpal Tunnel or No?

For some reason I think this round keyboard should come with a doctor's note.

A Ponytail Holder is Just as Effective

Has she never heard of a hair net or ponytail holder? Picture a restaurant full of these. 

I'd Rather Die

Something tells me that there is going to be huge connectivity issues with this bizarre invention.