Friday, 8 November 2013

Worst Eyebrow Fails Ever




#10 Until Proven Guilty

This one actually might not be a fail. He was smart to get a tattoo that makes people reconsider his situation. Just look at that face, it has "wrongfully convicted" written all over it. Or at least just above the eyes! IF THE GLOVE DON'T FIT, YOU MUST ACQUIT.


#9 The Dotted Line

Sorry buddy, you got a bad end of some deal here. We're guessing he lost a bet and had to come to picture day with some messed up brows. If that's the case, we commend him for being a man of his word and not wussing out of the bet. His eyes look like furry highway pavement.


#8 Cat Burglar?

I know what you're thinking, "what a great cat face", and maybe you're right. But we have a sneaking suspicion that this is her regular, non cat look. Or maybe this is simply a clever prison survival tactic. You know, you wanna make sure that you look alert at all times. If not utterly surprised.


#7 The Prrrrrfect Brows

She looks like the kind of girl who would be nurturing and sweet, the kind who would take in a stray cat and nurse it back to health. But as you get closer you see that she wouldn't just take in that cat, she'd get a crudely drawn face tattoo of it. Not just cats, but sleeping cats. Did she pass out in a tattoo parlor or something? Did she lose a bet?


#6 Cartoon-Like

Somewhere under those pencil drawn arches are the remnants of what were once real bona fide brows. And then she shaved them off in a crazed rampage, but we're just speculating. Either way, these mini eye hats, as we like to call them, can no longer be considered eyebrows. If these are indeed tattooed on, lets hope that when her real eyebrows grow back in they cover up the mess she made.


#5 Firmly Planted

What is it about bad eyebrows that make people look hopeless? If you look deep into her eyes, it seems that there is no joy there. This girl ruined her pretty face. Take away the tattoos, the poorly done eyeliner and the Rainbow Bright colors and this girl could be a looker.


#4 Just Keep Swimming

Just no. Yet another beautiful girl lost to the increasing and disgusting trend of the duckface. Oh yeah, her eyebrows are terrible too! It's too bad really, she's got a beautiful complexion, pretty eyes and a figure most girls would kill for but the only thing anyone will remember about her looks is her eyebrows.


#3 Sailor Unibrow

Her eyebrows look like she was trying to draw on Sailor Moon's crown. Try as you might, it's going to be hard to justify this look. We know the bold look is in right now, but someone needs to take away her eyeliner pencil, for her own good. Where were her friends?


#2 Boomerangs

This girl must love Australian culture. Every time she hears the announcer on the Outback commercials her heart leaps for joy. At least that's all we could come up with for why she's drawn her eyebrows this way. She MUST be in love with the outback to have drawn two boomerangs where her eyebrows are supposed to be.


#1 Magic Marker Brows

These are officially the worst-looking eyebrows on this list. Her eyebrows look like they have been drawn on with a Sharpie. Not just any Sharpie, but one that has run out of ink. Yet another beautiful girl messed up by horrible eyebrows and makeup.

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